Ping Pong Playa (2007)
Sir Jonathan Oliver: Jon Howard
Quotes
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Christopher 'C-Dub' Wang : They called me the Orient Express. They called me that for more than one reason, feel me?
Jon Howard : Actually, I don't.
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Christopher 'C-Dub' Wang : Look at my one Chinese brother, man. His parents made him play the accordian for 10 years. Look what happened to him!
Jon Howard : Wha-what happened?
Christopher 'C-Dub' Wang : Homey's in tech support now, man. It hurts me, dog. It hurts me
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Jon Howard : I had B.S. Chang's last night. It was a delightful meal.
Christopher 'C-Dub' Wang : B.S. Chang's is about as Chinese as Charlie Chan, man. Chang's ain't no real Chinese.
Jon Howard : Charlie Chan isn't Chinese? Is that true?