- Ben: Well, it looks like bein' a long court battle. She's gonna fight me every inch of the way over the custody of the twins. She doesn't want 'em, and neither do I.
- Kevin: So, eh, what appears to be the problem, sir?
- Ben: No need to call me sir, Kevin, just treat me like a normal member of the public.
- Kevin: Well, that's what we call all members of the public, sir.
- Ben: What?
- Kevin: Sir, sir.
- Ben: You know what they call members of the public in America, Kevin? Asshole! Punk, Gob breath, Slime-Ball.
- Kevin: Don't think it'll ever catch on in the home county, sir.
- Andy: I want to make a complaint! I have been persistently followed and harassed by one of your officers.
- Ben: Well, that's probably because you've done something wrong. We don't follow people for no reason, we haven't got the manpower for it.
- Andy: If I am under surveilance, I would like to know why.
- Ben: In an ideal world, we'd be able to follow everybody, of course...