Tony Haase: Ben

Quotes 

• Ben : Well, it looks like bein' a long court battle. She's gonna fight me every inch of the way over the custody of the twins. She doesn't want 'em, and neither do I.

• Kevin : So, eh, what appears to be the problem, sir?

  Ben : No need to call me sir, Kevin, just treat me like a normal member of the public.

  Kevin : Well, that's what we call all members of the public, sir.

  Ben : What?

  Kevin : Sir, sir.

  Ben : You know what they call members of the public in America, Kevin? Asshole! Punk, Gob breath, Slime-Ball.

  Kevin : Don't think it'll ever catch on in the home county, sir.

• Andy : I want to make a complaint! I have been persistently followed and harassed by one of your officers.

  Ben : Well, that's probably because you've done something wrong. We don't follow people for no reason, we haven't got the manpower for it.

  Andy : If I am under surveilance, I would like to know why.

  Ben : In an ideal world, we'd be able to follow everybody, of course...

• Judith : Let's not have one of our stupid rows, Ben...

  Ben : Why not? They're always more fun than the sensible ones.