Manure (2009)

Director:

Michael Polish

Writers (WGA):

Mark Polish (written by) &
Michael Polish (written by)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

Don't Hold Your Breath!

Plot:

A comedy about manure salesmen in 1960s heartland America.

Cast

Billy Bob Thornton	...	Patrick
Téa Leoni	...	Rosemary Rose
Mark Polish	...	Thaddeus Young
Ed Helms	...	Chet Pigford
Kyle MacLachlan	...	Jimmy St. James
Pruitt Taylor Vince	...	Cleveland Clod
Frances Conroy	...	Agnes May
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Aria Alpert	...	Mrs. Smith
Sean Andrews	...	Miracle Worker
Michael Arturo	...	Hot Dog Vendor
Patrick Bauchau	...	Mr. Rose
Brooke Baumer	...	Housewife #5
Christian Eric Billings	...	Miracle Worker
Brent Briscoe	...	Shotgun Farmer
Scott Michael Campbell	...	Mr. Diehl
Damian Cecere	...	Miracle Worker
Luke Cheeseman	...	Miracle Worker #8
Carolyn Christian	...	Buyer (as Carole Bardwell)
David A. Cooper	...	Miracle Worker #1
Vincent De Paul	...	Milagro Miracle Worker
Janet DuBois	...	Housewife #2
Gerald Emerick	...	Sunflower Farmer
Steve Fite	...	Miracle Worker #4
Massi Furlan	...	Milagro man at diner
Jon Gries	...	Early Dunchanp
Jeff Gum	...	Miracle Worker #5
Brian A. Gutierrez	...	Miracle Worker
Jeffrey Hallman	...	Miracle Worker #7
Steve Hersack	...	Cook / Owner
Valorie Hubbard	...	Waitress Grace
Derek Johnson	...	Milagro man
Ken Johnson	...	Miracle worker #2
Bryan Law	...	Bean Farmer
Martin Mathieu	...	Miracle Worker
Don McGovern	...	Miracle worker
D.W. Moffett	...	Agent Chestnut
Tony Monsour	...	FBI Agent
Erin O'Shaughnessy	...	Mrs. Diehl
Jamie Preston	...	Miracle Worker
David Schroeder	...	Federal Judge
David Shackelford	...	Carrot farmer
Aaron Skinner	...	Miracle Worker
Sadie Stratton	...	Housewife #3
Mark Tomesek	...	Potato Farmer
Elizabeth Van Amelsvoort	...	Miracle Worker
Liz Van Amelsvoort	...	Miracle Worker
Rachel Winfree	...	Housewife #1

Also Known As:

The Smell of Success (USA) (working title)

Runtime:

USA:105 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Colour:

Colour

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Filming Locations:

Melody Ranch - 24715 Oak Creek Avenue, Newhall, California, USA

Company:

Initiate Productions

Insert whatever excremental pun you can think of

Anyone that has seen a movie by Mark and Michael Polish should come to expect something unusual. Their latest film, Manure, delivers in spades (yeah, that was a pun). Actually, this movie might best be seen under the influence of drugs. Being straight and sober, I'm not sure I appreciated it. Or understood it. Or perhaps I fell asleep and dreamt this.

Starring Billy Bob Thornton and Tea Leoni, the story is about a woman living in New York (Rosemary Rose) who inherits her father's manure company after his untimely passing. Thornton is the lead salesman (Patrick). Together they try to save the company from bankruptcy. That's the sane part.

Here's the silly stuff: Unfortunately, making Rose Manure profitable involves selling a lot of s___ (only one of maybe 200 excrement jokes and puns in the movie). And there's no better bulls____ than Patrick (trust me, they never stop).

No, no, that was the sane part. This is what's zany: Turns out there's new competition in the form of a chemical fertilizer company entering the market, actually by parachuting in countless crates of chemical fertilizers as well as black-suited salesmen who land carrying briefcases.

Hold it, that's still pretty tame compared to the psychedelic mushrooms they eat which causes them to vomit voluminously onto one another and hallucinate, or dressing up the Rose salesmen as Indians to burn at the stake, or the 48 Triple-D breasts one of the salesmen grows when he eats some fertilizer, or the vegetable masks. And there's plenty more where that came from.

The plot is as silly as you can imagine, and like all the acting (except Thornton), way over the top. The sets typically include backdrops, with everything (EVERYTHING) in various shades of brown. You could not conceive of a more ridiculous movie. Which would be perfect if you were in the right mood (know what I mean?). But passing joints is not allowed at Sundance screenings, so most of the crowd was left shaking their heads and wondering what it was they just witnessed.

Notes from Sundance The cast was all present on opening night. Thornton and Leoni were sitting right in front of me. They were both very gracious with fans, allowing their photos to be taken and being great sports. After the movie, Thornton was very funny and clever. But the Q&A quickly fizzled. The audience was too shell-shocked to think of intelligent questions. And no one had the audacity to ask Mark and Michael Polish what was on everyone's mind: "What the heck were you guys thinking?!!!"