Machete (2010)
Danny Trejo: Machete
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Quotes
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Machete : Machete don't text.
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Padre Benito del Toro : It's not safe for you to be here.
Machete : I'm not looking for "safe".
Padre Benito del Toro : No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!
[Padre quickly blesses Machete]
Padre Benito del Toro : I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
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Padre Benito del Toro : [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?
Machete : Mexican.
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Booth's Bodyguard #1 : [seeing Machete walking towards Booth's doorsteps carrying a pickaxe and a motor scythe] Hey, hey-heh, boss. Who are you?
Machete : The new gardener.
Booth's Bodyguard #1 : The gardener.
[speaks Hungarian to Machete]
Booth's Bodyguard #1 : Just fuckin' with you, cheef. It's Hungarian for I going to kill you, you little monkey. You know what, there's a big pile of shit in the back, you can go and clean that up, all right? Make sure you do a good job.
[Machete walks past him silently]
Booth's Bodyguard #1 : Make sure to wipe those boots off. Carrying shit in the house.
[to his colleague]
Booth's Bodyguard #1 : You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he's got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw, you know, a machete...
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[first lines]
Federale Officer : [in Spanish; subtitled] We're federal agents, not martyrs. This is suicide. She's just another kidnap victim.
[holding up picture]
Federale Officer : What makes her special? Because she's a witness against Torrez? He probably has her locked up, drugged our of her mind. We don't have to do this!
Machete : If not us, then who?