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American Pie Presents Beta House (2007) (V) More at IMDbPro »

Wesley: [wakes up on plane] Excuse me, where's this plane going to?
Stewardess: Detroit.
Wesley: [sighs with relief] Thank God!
[panics]
Wesley: ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?
Stewardess: Bangkok.
Wesley: Thai...
[Wesley's sleeve is tugged by Sun Lei]
Wesley: Whose kid is that?
Stewardess: Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!
Wesley: [waves gingerly] Hey buddy.

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Bobby: You started it!
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman: What? I didn't do anything
Bobby: You charged that stripper with a pen like you were gonna shove it in her ass!

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