The Riches (TV Series)

Cinderella (2007)

Aidan Mitchell: Sam Malloy

Quotes 

• Wayne Malloy : Speaking of strangers, where the hell is your mother?

  Sam Malloy : You said she was with her friend.

  Wayne Malloy : She is. She's with her old friend Chunky K.

  Di Di Malloy : I'm sorry, but does anyone else think that the name Chunky K is hilarious?

  Cael Malloy : Better than Fatty K.

  Wayne Malloy : Well, she was Fatty K, then Jenny Craig got involved.

  Sam Malloy : You know, we really shouldn't make fun of Mom's friend.

  Wayne Malloy : We're not making fun of her. That's her name. Ms. Chunky K. If I was to call her Ms. Slightly Heavy K, then that would be making fun of her. But she prefers Chunky, that's how she introduced herself.

• Sam Malloy : Can I ask you a question?

  Chunky K : Hit me.

  Sam Malloy : What were you in prison for?

  Wayne Malloy : That's private, Sam.

  Chunky K : There's nothing private about me. You are like my family. In fact, just call me, Aunt Chunky.

  Cael Malloy : Okay, Aunt Chunky.

  Di Di Malloy : Yeah, that sounds good, Aunt Chunky.

  Chunky K : I committed a murder, Sam.

• Hugh Panetta : [Sam, pretending to be Sam Rich comes downstairs to a formal dinner in a dress.]  Who's this pretty lady? And where's your other son, Doug? Didn't you say you have two?

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  This is my son, Hugh. This is Sam.

  Nina : I hear he loves the theatre.

  Di Di Malloy : [pretending to be Di Di Rich]  Oh, yes, he does. We're actually just on our way to the school play after we finish eating. Isn't that right, Sam?

  [Sam nods in agreement] 

  Hugh Panetta : Well, sorry, partner, I didn't recognize you as a member of the B-Team.

  Sam Malloy : [pretending to be Sam Rich]  What's the B-Team?

  Hugh Panetta : Boys. The boys' team.