The Knights of Prosperity (TV Series)

Operation: Panic Room (2007)

Lenny Venito: Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri

Quotes 

• Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : What did you have for dinner? It smells like the Black Hole of Calcutta in here!

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Funny you should mention dinner, as I seem to be the only one here with food...

  Eugene Gurkin : Is that caviar?

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Yes. And a mother-of-pearl spoon. Everybody can have some, except for Squatch.

  Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : Who cares, I don't want any of your damn caviar!

• Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : [after realizing Rockefeller needs to use the portapotty]  Dear Lord, please let you not mean what I think you mean.

• Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : I can't do the perp-walk dressed like this! They're gonna throw me in Bellvue with the cuckoo birds!

• Eugene Gurkin : Okay, guys, I got a genius plan. We form a human pyramid with Louis on top, and when Louis get's on top -

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Chief?

  Eugene Gurkin : Yeah, Gary?

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Please, no more genius ideas.

  Eugene Gurkin : What're you talking about?

  Gourishankar 'Gary' Subramaniam : Your genius ideas will get us all killed.

  Eugene Gurkin : Come on, Gary...

  Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : Chief! I love you like a brother, but you did get us into this, so maybe you better just sit down and let the rest of us figure a way out.

  Eugene Gurkin : What? Look, I hate to pull rank, Squatch, but I am still kinda the leader around here -

  Rockefeller Butts : Maybe you better just lead your mouth to shuttin', Eugene.

  Eugene Gurkin : What the hey's goin' on, is this some kinda mutiny?

• Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : Even though I give you guys a hard time... I'm gonna miss youse. You all mean a lot to me, and you're a very special group of people.

  [beat] 

  Louis Plunk : [to the tune of Beethoven's 5th]  Gay-gay-gay-gay...

  Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : Three minutes is plenty enough time for me to beat you to a pulp.

• Francis 'Squatch' Squacieri : [referring to the degree of Rockefeller's injury]  Apollo 13 couldn't penetrate that buttock.