Sam and Max: Situation Comedy (2006 Video Game)

David Nowlin: Sam

Quotes 

• Sam : Do you have any... complementary fresh garlic?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any fine leather jackets?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Bosco : Do you have any gumballs the size of your head?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any plus-2 plate armor of limitless squeezability?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any Pez dispensers with the head of infamous Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any... ketchup?

  Bosco : Nope. Oh, wait!

  Max : Got you!

  Bosco : Blast! Drat! Dash it all!

• Sam : Gosh, Max. Celebrity is just a never-ending set of arbitrary goals one accomplishes just to appease a dismissive and distracted - if not entirely absent - authority figure.

  Max : I don't know if I agree Sam, but I've begun my decadent slide into a depraved personal hell just in case!