Muppet Babies (TV Series)

When You Wish Upon a Muppet (1985)

Howie Mandel: Skeeter, Animal

Quotes 

• Piggy : I know what Kermie's wish is going to be.

  Kermit : You do?

  Piggy : Uh-huh. O, genie of the magic lamp, Kermit's wish is to get married and live happily ever after with moi.

  Kermit : What?

  Skeeter : Wait a minute, Piggy. You already got your one wish.

  Piggy : But this isn't my wish, Skeeter. It's Kermit's.

  Kermit : It is?

  Piggy : Uh-huh. Go ahead, Animal.

  Animal : Make wish! Alaka...

  Kermit : No! Wait, Animal! Wait!

  Animal : Huh?

  Piggy : What's the matter, Kermit? Don't you want to marry me?

  Kermit : Well, uh, I mean, it's... Well, uh...

  Piggy : That's better.

  Kermit : Ooh.

  Piggy : Go ahead, Animal.

  Animal : Okay. Alaka...

  Kermit : No! Wait!

  Piggy : Now what?

  Kermit : It's just that I don't wanna waste a wish.

  Piggy : WHAT?

  Kermit : I mean, on something that's gonna happen for sure anyway.

  Piggy : Oh, Kermie, you're so romantic.

  Kermit : Whew!

• [Fozzie wishes to tell jokes in the movies, but winds up in a movie where he is chased by countless police officers] 

  Skeeter : Hey, when's Fozzie gonna tell his jokes?

  Piggy : You WANT him to tell jokes?

  Skeeter : Well, I, uh, uh...