- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh well, What have we here? Tresure stealing mutineers, eh?
- Miss Piggy: Girl Pirates?
- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: We're not Pirates, we're "Pirettes". Captain Crochette Hook.
- Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: Captain Blackwig.
- Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: And Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirettes.
- [the Pirettes cackle]
- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh, I just can't wait!
- Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: Yeah, we're going to be stars!
- Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Oh, Broadway, here we come!
- Miss Piggy: Excus'e Moi, well, Have you uhh... "Pirettes" ever thought about getting into show business?
- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Show Business?
- Miss Piggy: Um, sure! You'd make a wonderful song and dance act.
- Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Really?
- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette, Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette, Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Us?
- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Singers?
- Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: And dancers?
- [Pirettes giggle sheepishly]
- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Oh, this is exciting!
- Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: Oh, we'll be famous!
- Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: We'll pack our trunks and be right back! Show business, here we come!
- [Pirettes leave to their quarters excitedly to start packing]
- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Okay, we're all packed!
- [Pirettes gasp in shock when they realized they were tricked by the Muppet Babies]
- Captain Crochette Hook the Pink Pirette: Look, the Treasure's gone!
- Captain Blackwig the Blue Pirette: The little rats must've taken it!
- Captain of the Pittsburgh Pirates the Green Pirette: Let's Get Them!