Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Muppet Broadcasting Company (1986)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter, Beaker

Quotes 

• Scooter : Hey, my computer won't work without power!

  Rowlf : Yeah, neither will my record player.

  Piggy : We can't even watch TV.

  Kermit : Gee, without electricity we can't do anything.

  Nanny : Of course you can, your imaginations work without electricity.

• Bunsen : [after apprehending the "culprit" with the crown jewels while playing Sherlock]  And last, but not least, I can tell by this badge on your chest that you are... The chief inspector of Scotland Yard!

  Inspector : That's correct, Sherlock. I solved this case hours ago and I'm arresting you two for assaulting a police officer, tickling without a warrant, and blowing bubbles in a no-bubbling zone.

  Beaker : Meep, meep meep meep.

  Bunsen : You want to know how I, Sherlock Bunsen, am going to get us out of this mess? Elephant fleas, my dear Beaker, all we have to do is not listen to the next episode.

• [after the power goes out] 

  Gonzo : Come on, let's set up the dominos again.

  Skeeter : But we won't be able to see them.

  Fozzie : That's okay. We didn't see them the first time either.

  All : Fozzie!

  Fozzie : Sorry.

• Kermit : Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, and, uh, frogs. Welcome to the Muppet Broadcasting Company's Nursery Radio Hour.

  [the audience applauds] 

  Kermit : And now it's time for our first program, Fozzie Burns and Animal Allen! Yay!

  Fozzie : Good evening, good evening. Hello out there in radio land and welcome to our show. Do you want to hear some funny jokes?

  Audience : Yeah!

  Fozzie : So tell me, Animal Allen, what do you call a grape fish with jelly on it?

  Animal : Dinner!

  [Animal laughs and the audience laughs along] 

  Fozzie : No, that's not right! You call a grape fish with jelly on it a grape jellyfish! Wokka wokka wokka!

  [the audience boos and throws tomatoes] 

  Fozzie : Wait a minute! I got a better one! Uh, tell me, Animal Allen, what do you call a kangaroo in Scotland?

  Animal : Dinner!

  [Animal laughs as he falls off the chair and the audience laughs along] 

  Fozzie : No, no, no! That's not right! You call a kangaroo in Scotland long distance. Get it? Wokka wokka wokka!

  [the audience boos again and throws more tomatoes at Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : Gee, it's a good thing the audience at home can't throw tomatoes at me.

  [listeners at home soon throw tomatoes at Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : Gosh, I wonder what you call a comedian that isn't funny?

  Animal : Fozzie!

  [Animal laughs and the audience laughs again]