Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Daily Muppet (1986)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• [the kids had just printed their newspaper] 

  Kermit : But there's only one page.

  Gonzo : Aw, no problem.

  [grabs some of Scooter's printing paper] 

  Gonzo : This should do it.

  Kermit : Uh, Gonzo, that's blank paper.

  Gonzo : So what? Nobody ever reads any of that inside stuff anyway.

• Gonzo : Stop the presses! Stop the presses!

  Kermit : Uh, Gonzo, we haven't even started them yet.

  Gonzo : Uh, really?

  Kermit : No. Why did you want me to stop them anyway?

  Gonzo : I don't know. That's what they always say in newsrooms.

  Kermit : Oh, boy.

• Gonzo : Maybe there's a whole civilization of Martians living underwater.

  [sees his reflection] 

  Gonzo : Ha! I was right. That's the weirdest-looking Martian I ever saw. Take me to your leader.

  Gonzo's Reflection : I don't have a leader. I'm your reflection, torpedo-nose!

  Gonzo : Hee hee hee! Sometimes I think my imagination has an imagination of its own.