Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Daily Muppet (1986)

Katie Leigh: Rowlf

Quotes 

• [the kids are trying to figure out how to replace Nanny's newspaper] 

  Kermit : I know. We can make her another newspaper.

  Skeeter : But we don't know anything about making newspapers.

  Rowlf : Yeah. The only training I've had in the newspaper business is when I was housebroken.

• Kermit : Hey, you guys, you know why Nanny's so upset?

  Babies : Uh-uh. Why?

  Kermit : Because she loves to read the newspaper in the morning and her paper is wrecked.

  Rowlf : Kermit's right. She threw away her paper 'cause it got all wet.

  Scooter : Maybe we could get her another paper.

  Piggy : How are we going to do that?

  Fozzie : We could go back in a time machine and hold an umbrella over the newspaper so it doesn't...

  Babies : Fozzie!

  Fozzie : Uh, get wet.

• Kermit : How are you coming with that music review, Rowlf?

  Rowlf : [gives Kermit his paper]  It's all ready, chief.

  Kermit : Huh?

  [Kermit only sees musical notes on the paper] 

  Kermit : What kind of review is this?

  Rowlf : Well, I don't know how to write words, so I wrote it in music.

  Kermit : Sheesh.