Muppet Babies (TV Series)

The Best Friend I Never Had (1986)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• [the kids are trying to conjure up $10.00] 

  Skeeter : How much money do you have, Scooter?

  Scooter : 16 cents.

  Kermit : I got a nickel.

  Gonzo : I've got ten.

  Kids : Dollars?

  Gonzo : Nah, ten fleas. How much is that worth?

  Kermit : Um, not enough, Gonzo.

• [the kids decide to use Scooter's computer to find their perfect friends] 

  Scooter : All right, who's gonna go first?

  Gonzo : I am!

  Piggy : WHAT?

  Gonzo : I mean, I am going to let my sweet little Piggy go first. Hee hee.

  Piggy : Thank you, Gonzo.

• Fozzie : Hey, Rowlf, I bet you can't lift a dumbbell.

  Rowlf : Sure I can. Watch.

  [Rowlf tries to lift Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : Hey, what are you doing?

  Rowlf : Lifting a dumbbell, silly.

  Fozzie : Oh, I knew...

  [Rowlf falls down, dropping Fozzie] 

  Fozzie : That.

• Scooter : Gosh, maybe you and I are perfect friends, Skeeter.

  Skeeter : Of course we are, Scooter. We're twins.

  [Scooter and Skeeter hug each other] 

  Fozzie : Gee, Rowlf, between your music and my jokes, we've got a lot in common.

  Rowlf : Yeah, and fleas, too.