- Nanny: Hi, kids.
- Kids: Hi, Nanny.
- Nanny: Well, what do you think? Do we keep Polly?
- Kids: NO!
- Nanny: What? But I thought you liked him.
- Scooter: We thought so, too, Nanny.
- Kermit: Polly's nice and all that.
- Piggy: And we wouldn't want you to give him back if you really love him, but, well...
- Kids: He talks too much!
- Animal: Too much! Too much!
- Polly: Awk! He talks too much! He talks too much!
- Polly: [as a judge] Brother and sister divorce court is now in session. Awk!
- Skeeter: I want to divorce Scooter because he's a nerd.
- Scooter: I object! I'm not a nerd. I'm just, well, smart for my age.
- Polly: Order in the court! Awk!
- Fozzie: I'll have a salami on rye and a cream soda. Wokka wokka wokka.
- Skeeter, Scooter: Fozzie!
- Fozzie: Sorry.
- Kermit: Uh, gee, Piggy, couldn't we be friends again?
- Piggy: Really? I don't understand you, Kermit. Before, you said that I talked too much and that I was dumb and now you want to be friends?
- Kermit: But I never said that.
- Polly: Awk! You talk too much.
- Kermit, Piggy: Huh?
- Polly: Oh, don't move, partner. I got ya covered.
- Scooter: Hey, I thought Skeeter said that.
- Polly: [flies over Rowlf and Fozzie] Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. Wokka wokka wokka!
- Rowlf: You mean you didn't say that, Fozzie?
- Fozzie: Uh-uh. Does this mean you're still my friend?
- Rowlf: Of course, Fozzie. You're my best bear buddy.
- Kids: Huh?
- Kermit: Gee, all this time we've been mad at each other because we thought what Polly said was what we said.
- Piggy: Oh, Kermie, I always knew you were the sweetest frog in the world.
- [Kermit gulps]
- Skeeter: I guess it's always better to talk things over after an argument, huh, Scooter?
- Scooter: You mean you still want to be my sister?
- Skeeter: Uh-huh.
- [Skeeter tickles Scooter]
- Gonzo: Are we still friends, Animal?
- Animal: Friend!
- [Animal playfully nibbles on Gonzo's foot]