- Kermit: Hey, look. Here's one of those fun board games.
- Skeeter: Neato, Kermit, but don't we need dice?
- Scooter: I'll get them.
- [runs over to a drawer]
- Scooter: Hey, I can't find them.
- Animal: [from the ceiling] Me got! Me got!
- Scooter: Huh?
- Animal: [in a lampshade with dice in his eyes] Snake eyes, hahahahahahahaha!
- Kermit: Animal, throw those dice down here this minute!
- Animal: Okay!
- [Animal throws the dice on Kermit's head]
- Kermit: Oof! Uh, thanks, Animal.
- Fozzie: [looks at a card] "Tell a funny joke or pay the penalty." No problem. I've got a great one. Ahem.
- [a spotlight is put on Fozzie and an audience applauds him]
- Fozzie: Why do cats say "meow"? Give up? Because if they barked, they'd be dogs. Wokka wokka wokka!
- Audience: Booo!
- Fozzie: Oh, well. At least they didn't throw tomatoes at me.
- [the floor opens beneath Fozzie and he falls in a pile of tomatoes]
- Fozzie: This time they threw me at the tomatoes.
- [Scooter makes a second attempt to lead the group through a maze]
- Scooter: This is the way out. I'm positive.
- [finds a door]
- Scooter: See? All we have to do is open this door and we're out.
- [Scooter opens the door and water with fish swimming in it is seen on the other side]
- Kermit: Uh, something tells me this isn't the exit, Scooter.
- Fozzie: Gee, I didn't know water could stand up on its side, Kermit.
- Kermit: It can't, Fozzie.
- Fozzie: It can't?
- Babies: Uh-oh.
- [a flood of water comes in, swooping the kids away]
- Skeeter: Way to go, Scooter. A rat could get out of this maze faster than you.
- [the kids attempt to flee the maze]
- Scooter: Wait, that's not the right way. Go this way.
- [back in the nursery, looking at his computer]
- Scooter: I'll have us out any second.
- Skeeter: No, forget it, Scooter.
- Piggy: We're gonna play something else.
- Scooter: Maybe my computer can...
- Babies: Scooter!
- Scooter: Okay, so what's next?