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Fozzie's Last Laugh
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Fozzie
: Here's a funny one, Nanny. What's the difference between an orange?
Nanny
: Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke.
Fozzie
: It *is* finished. *That's* the joke.
Piggy
: If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall.
Fozzie
: Okay. Hey, wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.
[
gets hit with a tomato
]
Piggy
: It's time for our arithmetic lesson. Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?
Fozzie
: He'd have a tummy ache. Ha ha ha ha. Get it? Wokka wokka wokka.
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