Piggy : If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall.
Fozzie : Okay. Hey, wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Wokka wokka wokka.
[gets hit with a tomato]
Piggy : It's time for our arithmetic lesson. Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have?
Fozzie : He'd have a tummy ache. Ha ha ha ha. Get it? Wokka wokka wokka.
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