- Mr. Big: Yeah, see? We don't serve comedians here.
- Fozzie: Good, 'cause I don't want to eat one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- Babies: [silently] Fozzie!
- Mr. Big: Yeah, especially comedians who tell bad jokes.
- Kermit: What's that book, Nanny?
- Nanny: Oh, it's my old high school yearbook, Kermit. I was just about to look at it.
- Piggy: Can we see?
- Skeeter: Neato!
- Animal: Me look! Me look!
- Kermit: What is a yearbook, Nanny?
- Fozzie: I know. It's a book where you list how many tomatoes are thrown at you each year.
- Babies: Fozzie!
- Fozzie: Never mind.