The Office (TV Series)

Ben Franklin (2007)

John Krasinski: Jim Halpert

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• Michael Scott : So I am instituting prima nocta.

  Jim Halpert : [to the camera]  Prima nocta, I believe, from the movie "Braveheart" and confirmed on Wikipedia, is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...

  Michael Scott : I'm sorry. I had a very different understanding as to what prima nocta meant.

• Michael Scott : Guys! Beef, it's what's for dinner. Who wants some man meat?

  Dwight Schrute : I do! I want some man meat!

  Jim Halpert : Michael, Dwight would like your man meat.

• Jim Halpert : [watching the stripper arrive in her car]  Have you ever seen a stripper before?

  Dwight Schrute : Yes. Jennifer Garner portrayed one on "Alias." It was one of her many aliases.

  Jim Halpert : Yeah, me neither.

  Elizabeth the Stripper : [walks over to them]  Hey. I'm Elizabeth. I'm the dancer that was requested.

  Dwight Schrute : Okay. I specifically ordered a stripper.

  Elizabeth the Stripper : I'm the stripper.

  Dwight Schrute : Oh, okay. Good. Well, in the future, please identify yourself as such. Okay.

  Jim Halpert : [reads a text he just got from Michael on his phone]  Oh, God.

  Dwight Schrute : [reads the text aloud]  "Is she hot?"

  [looks at her] 

  Dwight Schrute : Text back, "Kind of."

• Dwight Schrute : [ordering a stripper over the phone]  Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles. No tats. No, *tats*. Of course, I want...

  Jim Halpert : [interrupts]  Stop. That's disgusting.

• Jim Halpert : Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.