- George Jetson: I'll just tell Mr. Spacely I'm very sorry and that I'll never call him names again.
- [Nearly has a head-on collision with another car]
- George Jetson: Why, you big strata-jerk! It's vacuum-heads like you who keep fuselage and fender shops in business! Come on out and face the music!
- Mr. Spacely: [Emerges from the other car] 'Morning, Jetson. Nice day isn't it?
- George Jetson: M-M-M-Mr. Spacely, I presume?
- Mr. Spacely: Correct. I hope you're wearing your watch, Jetson, BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXACTLY FIVE MINUTES TO CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK!
- Jane Jetson: Elroy, why aren't you ready for school?
- Elroy Jetson: I don't feel good, Mom. I think... I think I'm coming down with Venus Virus.
- Jane Jetson: Venus Virus, eh? Last week you said it was Martian Mumps. Anything to get out of taking that space calculus test.
- George Jetson: I'm a big coward.
- Henry Orbit: Now, now, Mr. Coward. Er, I mean Mr. Jetson, there's lot's of other work around. Why I got a third cousin who's making out real well on Mars.
- George Jetson: I don't think I could take Mars, Henry. I hear those little green bosses are murder.
- George Jetson: I've got a wife, two kids and ten finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?
- Employee 2: You're lucky to be leaving here. Did you hear his latest suggestion?
- George Jetson: Yeah. Imagine puttin' you back on a four-day week, the slave driver! What does he think this is, the 20th century?