- Ren: [talking to a bar of soap] You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper... boiled football leather... dog breath!
- [Stimpy begins to grow concerned with Ren's ramblings]
- Ren: We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're riding!
- Stimpson J. Cat: Stop it, you're talking crazy!
- Ren: [stops and looks at the bar of soap and hugs it close and to him] Oh no!
- [points accusingly at Stimpy]
- Ren: know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!
- Stimpson J. Cat: [pleading with him] Come on, now
- Ren: No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
- [looks at the soap and begins crying]
- Ren: I have had this ice cream bar since I was a child! People... always trying to take it from me! Why won't they leave me alone!
- Stimpson J. Cat: [Ren smashers the block of water and floats menacingly towards Stimpy] Easy now.
- Ren: Back off man!
- [grabs a toothbrush to use as a weapon]
- Ren: Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning ya! Don't make me use it!
- [Stimpy steps towards him]
- Ren: Now you've done it! You've forced me to use it!
- [smiles menacingly and brushes his teeth hard]
- Stimpson J. Cat: [tackles him and holds him down] Hi-ya!
- Ren: [attempts to fight him and escape but gives up while foaming at the mouth] I'm hurting!
- Stimpson J. Cat: [sadly] You poor, crazy kid!
- Ren: You're giving me the can? Are you sure?
- Stimpson J. Cat: Go ahead. It's yours.
- [Ren pats Stimpy on the back gratefully]
- Ren: You're one of the good ones, man.
- Ren: [to Stimpy after their scam has been blown] Go on, Stimpy, he's got us. Give him back his five bucks.
- Stimpson J. Cat: [starting to cry] I can't!
- [throws himself at Ren's feet while sobbing]
- Stimpson J. Cat: I've been bad, Ren! You'll smack me!
- Ren: [kindly] When have I ever? Now go ahead, tell me what's wrong.
- Stimpson J. Cat: All this talk about eating made me hungry! I ate the five bucks!
- Ren: [gets angry, grabs Stimpy by his tongue, and slaps him repeatedly] You stupid eediot! You worm! You bloated sack!