- Tony: You know how subatomic particles don't obey physical laws? They act according to chance, chaos, coincidence. They run into each other in the middle of the universe somewhere, and bang! Energy! That's the great thing about the universe. It's unpredictable. That's why it's so much fun
- Mark Jenkins: What's the next class?
- Sid: Drama.
- Mark Jenkins: Right. Drama. Coursework. Fucking perfection. Or else!
- Sid: Why are you talking in very short sentences?
- Mark Jenkins: Emphasis! Drama! Fuck off!
- Cassie: Michelle's so lovely. Michelle, my girl. I love her, I love her, I love her! So hey. Wow. fuck you, Sid. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you!
- Mark Jenkins: I bet Tony isn't failing his coursework, is he?
- Sid: No.
- Mark Jenkins: No. And you know why?
- Sid: Because he doesn't take history.
- Chris Miles: Yo! Last night, man. Cool. Total blast. Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choirgirls, colourful costumes, fellatio... Rabbits...
- Maxxie: Rabbits?
- Chris Miles: Don't ask, man.
- Michelle: And you can fuck off, too.
- Abigail Stock: Michelle, I'm wondering why you're overreacting like this.
- Michelle: Overreacting? Right in my face, you whore.
- Abigail Stock: You know, typically episodes of paranoia might be symptomatic of a wide range of emotional and mental issues. Maybe you need some help with controlling your outbursts. My mother's a psychologist.
- [Michelle slaps Abigail]
- Abigail Stock: I'll kill you, you fucking flatchested cocksucking spastic fucking horsefucker.
- Sid: Wow. Good swearing.
- Mark Jenkins: You have been warned. No telly, no stereo, no 'Asian Fanny Fun'. That should be enough to help you concentrate. Is it?
- Sid: Yes, dad.
- Chris Miles: This line, right, Polly, this means you're going to live to at least eighty. And this line here means you should be very careful around electricity pylons and crocodiles.
- Chris Miles: Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choir girls, colourful costumes, fellatio, rabbits...
- Maxxie: Rabbits?
- Maxxie: Don't ask, man.
- Tony Stonem: Yes, grasshopper. Sensei say that boy must wait twelve hours before approaching girl on rebound.
- Cassie Ainsworth: Michelle? Wow! Michelle is so lovely. Michelle... my girl. I love her, I love her, I love her! So hey! Fuck you, Sid! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
- [Aims her toy water gun at Sid's face and shoots]
- Cassie Ainsworth: [after Sid turned her down about their date] Oh wow, I was really... I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely.
- Mark Jenkins: Did you think that we wouldn't know? Did you actually... Did you think that we wouldn't know?
- Sid Jenkins: Dad, you're such a...
- Mark Jenkins: Such a what? Such a... Such a what? Such a fucking what? Such a fucking what?
- Sid Jenkins: Dildo!
- Mark Jenkins: [looks at Sid and Wife, Liz, in Shock]
- [Sid and Liz look away]
- Mark Jenkins: OH, FUCK THE PAIR OF YOU!
- [stomps upstairs]