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[Michelle slaps Abigail after she kisses Tony]
Abigail : Ow! I'll kill you, you fucking flat-chested cocksucking spastic horse-fucker!
[pause]
Sid : Whoa... good swearing.
[five minutes later]
Sid : [Sid walks past Abigail in corridor and stops]
Sid : [seriously] Michelle would never, never fuck a horse.
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Mark Jenkins : What's the next class?
Sid : Drama.
Mark Jenkins : Right. Drama. Coursework. Fucking perfection. Or else!
Sid : Why are you talking in very short sentences?
Mark Jenkins : Emphasis! Drama! Fuck off!
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Sid : You fucking freak me out sometimes.
Tony Stonem : But it's never dull is it?
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Mark Jenkins : I bet Tony isn't failing his coursework, is he?
Sid : No.
Mark Jenkins : No. And you know why?
Sid : Because he doesn't take history.
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Michelle : And you can fuck off, too.
Abigail Stock : Michelle, I'm wondering why you're overreacting like this.
Michelle : Overreacting? Right in my face, you whore.
Abigail Stock : You know, typically episodes of paranoia might be symptomatic of a wide range of emotional and mental issues. Maybe you need some help with controlling your outbursts. My mother's a psychologist.
[Michelle slaps Abigail]
Abigail Stock : I'll kill you, you fucking flatchested cocksucking spastic fucking horsefucker.
Sid : Wow. Good swearing.
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Sid : Michelle would never, never, fuck a horse.
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Mark Jenkins : You have been warned. No telly, no stereo, no 'Asian Fanny Fun'. That should be enough to help you concentrate. Is it?
Sid : Yes, dad.
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Mark Jenkins : Did you think that we wouldn't know? Did you actually... Did you think that we wouldn't know?
Sid Jenkins : Dad, you're such a...
Mark Jenkins : Such a what? Such a... Such a what? Such a fucking what? Such a fucking what?
Sid Jenkins : Dildo!
Mark Jenkins : [looks at Sid and Wife, Liz, in Shock]
[Sid and Liz look away]
Mark Jenkins : OH, FUCK THE PAIR OF YOU!
[stomps upstairs]
