Quotes
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Sid Jenkins : I was just chatting to Cass, Tony.
Tony Stonem : Hey, Cass. How was Dippy World?
Sid Jenkins : She's better. She just got discharged from the clinic.
Tony Stonem : Jesus.
Sid Jenkins : What?
Tony Stonem : Don't you ever wash?
Sid Jenkins : That's like, lipstick!
Tony Stonem : Yeah, man. The essence of women or one at least. So who's the lucky lady?
Sid Jenkins : That's like someone kissed me!
Tony Stonem : Can't believe you haven't washed, man. You stink!
Sid Jenkins : Somebody kissed me!
Tony Stonem : Yeah, mate, but that's a complete total operator error, because you stink!
Sid Jenkins : I didn't have time.
Tony Stonem : Time? I've been home, showered, done my Chi, had a wank, subtly undermined my dad, put new clothes on and here I am, with my English coursework.
Sid Jenkins : English coursework. Uggh.
Tony Stonem : You know what, Sid? Sometimes, I wonder why you even bother to get up in the morning. You're such a complete total fucking waste of time and...
Cassie Ainsworth : [pushes a lunch tray to knock a soda on to Tony's lap]
Tony Stonem : AWW, SHIT!
Cassie Ainsworth : Wow, Tony. Bummer. It looks like you pissed yourself.