The Riches (TV Series)
The Big Floss (2007)
Eddie Izzard: Wayne Malloy
Quotes
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Hiltzik : Haven't you read "Calder V. Bold"?
Wayne Malloy : [Pretending to be Doug Rich] Yeah... Yeah, have you read "Hester V. Strapling"? Have you read "Monkey V. Chestnut"? "Jiggle V. Craphausen"? "Roaster V. Blow Me"? "Ratzen V. Katzen"?
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Eric : Who was that?
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] This'll be Ken.
Ken Danegan : Di Di's fiancé.
Di Di Malloy : [pretending to be Di Di Rich] What?
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[last lines]
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich, to Ken] You got any bags?
Ken Danegan : What?
Ken Danegan : Yeah. I left them on the front step.
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] Allow me.
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Wayne Malloy : What are you doing here?
Dahlia Malloy : I brought you lunch. Isn't that what every good little hosuewife's supposed to do?
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Wayne Malloy : [to Ginny] What do you want, Ginny Danegan?
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Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] Well, look who it is.
Ken Danegan : Hi, everybody.
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Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] Dahlia.
Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherein Rich] Wayne.
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] Cherien.
Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherein Rich] Doug.
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich, pointing to Aubrey] Aubrey McDonald.
Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherein Rich] How do you do, I'm Mrs. Doug Rich.