Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Responsible (2007)

Richard Belzer: Detective John Munch

Quotes 

• Detective John Munch : [about Reagan]  You could start a bonfire with all the alcohol this one drank. What's your poison, honey?

  Reagan Michaels : Shut up, you dirty old man.

  Detective John Munch : [feigning offense]  Who are you calling old?

• Luke Young : [after he's been arrested and placed in a holding cell]  You can't do this. I want my parents.

  Detective John Munch : Yeah, and I want the troops home, the Kyoto Protocol signed and a Tijuana oil job from Miss February.