- Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga: Ya know, I think of this every year when Christmas comes around.
- Chiyo Mihama: Yes?
- Ayumu 'Osaka' Kasuga: There's that red-nosed reindeer, ya know? But that's just terrible. His shiny nose is useful for dark roads at night... but that's no consolation. If ya told a bald person he was useful on the road at night, you'd get clobbered. Santa sure says some mean things, ya know?