- [Alex and Katrina are making audio tapes of their fictional relationship, with notes from Alex's brother, Nick]
- Alex: [reading, stiltedly] "Dearest Katrina, I miss you so much. I miss your tender kisses."
- Katrina: [reading, woodenly] "I just want to rest my head against your strong, manly chest."
- [Nick passes them another note]
- Katrina: "I wish we could be together forever and ever."
- Alex: "We will, my darling, as soon as-"
- [turns over the paper]
- Alex: "I've killed your parents."
- [Nick laughs]
- Alex: Nick!