- Rochelle: Ah... shit a brick!
- Cheryl West: Your waters just broke!
- Rochelle: You bet your arse the just did!
- Cheryl West: Do you want me to come with you?
- Rochelle: Well, considering there'll be Kasey, my mum, my sister, my sister's lesbian lover, my hairdresser who begged because she'd never been to a birth before, my midwife and whoever the hospital wants to throw in...
- Cheryl West: Okay, you got enough people already.
- Rochelle: God, yes!
- Andrew: Is there anything I can do to help?
- Rochelle: You could pay for the upbringing of my child.