- Tracy Jordan: [answering phone] Yo!
- Josh Girard: [impersonating Jack Donaghy] Tracy. It's Jack Donaghy. I hear we have a problem with Josh Girard.
- Tracy Jordan: Damn right! Keeps impersonating me! Makin' me into a caricature!
- Josh Girard: Well, I would take care of this if I could. But it's tricky. You see, Josh's father's an assassin with the Russian mafia. They call him "El Matador."
- Tracy Jordan: Whoooa. Those dudes are crazy. Forget it. I don't need any of that noise.
- Josh Girard: It happies me. To hear you say that. For being so understanding, I'm sending you our new, super-top-secret invisible motorcycle.
- Tracy Jordan: For reals?
- Josh Girard: [laughs] For realsies. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see adoctor. I keep pooping during sex.
- Liz Lemon: This is your fault, nerd. Jack is going to kill me, then he's going to kill you, and then he's going to fold us into a pizza and eat it.
- Cerie: Hey everyone I'm engaged!
- [applause]
- Frank Rossitano: Is that going to change the way you dress or eat lollipops?
- Cerie: No.
- Frank Rossitano: Oh congratulations.
- Liz Lemon: It's just, you're so young, Cerie. There's no big hurry to have babies. I mean, there are other things in life. Like having a career. And working. And having a job. And working.
- Cerie: You can have a career anytime. But you only have a really short period where you can be a young hot mom. If you wait too long, you could be like, 50, at your kid's graduation.
- Liz Lemon: 50 is not that old.
- Cerie: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you 50 now?
- Bobby: Hey, Liz. I heard you're looking for a hook-up.
- Liz Lemon: Oh, you know what? Everybody, stop working right now!
- [gets on stage]
- Liz Lemon: I don't wanna have sex with any of you. I have plenty of time to have a baby. And I am not looking for sperm donors.
- Bobby: OK. But do you still want a sound hook-up so you can listen to rehearsal?
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: [answering phone] This is Dr. Leo Spaceman.
- Liz Lemon: [confused] Oh, hi. I'm sorry, I got this number under fertility in the Writers Guild Health Manual?
- Dr. Leo Spaceman: I'm also listed under meth addiction and child psychiatry. So, what can I help you with? I should start by saying that I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.