30 Rock (TV Series)
The Baby Show (2007)
Tina Fey: Liz Lemon
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Quotes
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Liz Lemon : This is your fault, nerd. Jack is going to kill me, then he's going to kill you, and then he's going to fold us into a pizza and eat it.
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Liz Lemon : It's just, you're so young, Cerie. There's no big hurry to have babies. I mean, there are other things in life. Like having a career. And working. And having a job. And working.
Cerie : You can have a career anytime. But you only have a really short period where you can be a young hot mom. If you wait too long, you could be like, 50, at your kid's graduation.
Liz Lemon : 50 is not that old.
Cerie : Oh, I'm sorry. Are you 50 now?
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Bobby : Hey, Liz. I heard you're looking for a hook-up.
Liz Lemon : Oh, you know what? Everybody, stop working right now!
[gets on stage]
Liz Lemon : I don't wanna have sex with any of you. I have plenty of time to have a baby. And I am not looking for sperm donors.
Bobby : OK. But do you still want a sound hook-up so you can listen to rehearsal?
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Dr. Leo Spaceman : [answering phone] This is Dr. Leo Spaceman.
Liz Lemon : [confused] Oh, hi. I'm sorry, I got this number under fertility in the Writers Guild Health Manual?
Dr. Leo Spaceman : I'm also listed under meth addiction and child psychiatry. So, what can I help you with? I should start by saying that I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.
