- Daisuke Jigen: [counting the scattered diamonds] 316. 317, 318, 319, 320, 321, 322, 323, 324, 325, 326, 327...
- [the basket becomes too heavy for poor Jigen and he falls on his back, spilling the diamonds in the basket]
- Daisuke Jigen: Two hundred and eighty six thousand, seven hundred and eighty nine... Well, still two hundred and eighty six thousand to count. I'm not up to it.
- Daisuke Jigen: That idiot's going to fall into Fujiko's honey trap again.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Moscow is an evil place. The people there wear long johns.
- Daisuke Jigen: This isn't about long johns. The Olympics are happening in Moscow.
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Oh, with the three rings.
- Daisuke Jigen: [scoffing] Hey, Goemon, it's five rings. Five rings. Oh, jeez...
- [He blows five smoke rings into Goemon's face]
- Danchone: Please drink some, all right?
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: Chief, I'm on duty right now. I can't drink.
- Danchone: Good point, Zenigata. I'll drink to your health. All right!
- [He kisses his teddy bear]
- Danchone: You are a model for the other officers. I'll give that an "all right".
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: I came here to get help in capturing Lupin.
- [He cocks his head to the side in confusion]
- Inspector Koichi Zenigata: You seem to have misunderstood something.