Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008 Video Game)

Christopher Randolph: Otacon

Quotes 

• Otacon : Snake, what is it?

  Solid Snake : Something about that hedgehog rubs me the wrong way...

  Otacon : Oh, you mean Sonic the Hedgehog? But everyone loves Sonic. He's a big star. Do you have any idea how excited people are that he's here in Brawl?

  Solid Snake : Yeah, yeah, I know, but there's something about him I just don't like.

  Otacon : But why? You must have some kind of reason.

  Solid Snake : Nope, just don't like him.

• Solid Snake : Hey, that's Captain Falcon, isn't it?

  Otacon : Good eye, Snake! He's F-Zero Pilot Number 07!

  Solid Snake : You know... seeing Captain Falcon here reminds me... we should do that thing we've always wanted to try!

  Otacon : Ohhh, yeah! That thing! Good idea! Ok, ready? Go!

  Solid Snake : Falcooon PUNCH!

  Otacon : Falcon Kiiiiick!

• Solid Snake : Otacon, who's the guy with the sword?

  Otacon : That's Link. He's the hero of Hyrule. That blade in his hand is called the Master Sword, also known as the "Blade of Evil's Bane."

  Otacon : He also has a whole arsenal of items at his disposal - bombs and arrows, a shield, a boomerang, and a Clawshot. He's a force to be reckoned with.

  Solid Snake : Gear is only useful when it's used at the right time and place. Just lugging a ton of it around doesn't do you any good.

  Otacon : ...I, uh... I wouldn't be talking if I were you, Snake...

  Solid Snake : What's that supposed to mean?

  Otacon : You tell me, Mr. Utility Belt.

  Solid Snake : [grumbles]  ...

• Solid Snake : Hey, Otacon. I got a woman here in a power suit.

  Otacon : Huh? How'd you know she was a woman? Yeah, that'd be Samus Aran, the most renowned bounty hunter in the galaxy.

  Otacon : Her arm cannon packs quite a wallop. If you get hit with a charged shot from that thing, you can kiss your butt good-bye.

  Solid Snake : Hmm... sounds like my kind of woman...

  Otacon : Yeah, well, just don't get too close, Snake. Samus is deadly. After space pirates killed her parents, she was raised by the Chozo and trained in the fighting arts.

  Otacon : She's been places and seen things that people like you and me can't even begin to imagine.

  Solid Snake : But underneath that cold, metal exterior beats the heart of a woman...

• Solid Snake : Otacon! What's this lizard thing?

  Otacon : That's a Yoshi. It's a dinosaur from Yoshi's island. Watch out for it long chameleon-like tongue. If it gets you, you'll be swollowed whole.

  Solid Snake : It lays eggs and throws them, right?... then it must be female.

  Otacon : ...actually it's a "he." At least, that's what it says.

  Solid Snake : It talks?

  Otacon : Yes! It talks! Well kind of...

  Solid Snake : Now you've got me curious... how about I capture one so we can see what it tastes like?

  Otacon : Uhh, Snake...

• Solid Snake : Otacon, there's a gorilla wearing a tie here. He's huge.

  Otacon : That's Donkey Kong. As you can tell, he's got strength to spare. He may be king of the jungle, but he lives in a house just like you or me. And he seems pretty smart - well, for an ape, anyway. The Donkey Kong who fought that epic battle with Mario was this guy's grandfather.

  Solid Snake : That was a long time ago. What about this Donkey Kong? Does he get along with Mario?

  Otacon : Nope, they're still at it. Seems like they're still always competing in something - kart racing, sports, you name it.

  Solid Snake : A chip off the old block...

• Otacon : Snake! Watch out!

  Solid Snake : For what? That pink marshmallow?

  Otacon : That's Kirby, also known as "Kirby from Dream Land." He's from another planet - in other words, an extraterrestrial.

  Otacon : He's got a powerful stomach that lets him swallow and digest anything, and he also has a "Copy Ability" that allows him to mimic opponents, steal their moves, and use those moves against them!

  Otacon : On top of that, he has the power to fly around the stage, so once he's got you in his sights, there's no place to run!

  Solid Snake : [distracted]  ... Huh? Yeah, got it. I'll... keep an eye out.

• Solid Snake : Otacon, there's a chimpanzee here wearing a Nintendo hat.

  Otacon : That's Diddy Kong. He's Donkey Kong's partner. Not only is he lightweight, he can use a wide range of weapons as well.

  Otacon : He can fly using those barrel jets on his back, and he can shoot nuts with his Peanut Popgun.

  Solid Snake : Peanuts? As in the ones in the little shells? Are you serious?

  Otacon : Wait, here's the best part. You see them lying on the ground after he shoots?

  Otacon : If you pick up some of those peanuts, they'll restore your health a little.

  Solid Snake : Hmm... edible ammunition, huh? Times sure have changed...

• Solid Snake : This guy is giving off a murderous vibe! Even getting close to him makes my skin crawl...

  Otacon : Snake! Ganondorf is dangerous! His ambition is to rule the world, and he's got the power to do it.

  Otacon : It's no wonder they call him "King of Evil."

  Solid Snake : Do modern weapons even work against him? Do I even have a chance?

  Otacon : Take a look around you! There are plenty of people fighting with swords, or even their bare hands! At least you've got firepower, count yourself lucky! It's not like you to whine, Snake.

  Solid Snake : I was just *asking*, sheesh. Well, it's back to the mission for me...

• Solid Snake : Otacon, there's a guy walking around in here... and he's only got two dimensions!

  Otacon : That's Mr. Game & Watch. He comes from a world where everything is flat. Game & Watch was a series of portable games released by Nintendo in 1980.

  Otacon : They were powered by large-scale integrated circuits and only had monochrome LCD displays, so characters kind of looked like the numbers on a calculator.

  Otacon : The guy you're looking at now, Mr. Game & Watch, was a character who appeared in these games.

  Solid Snake : ...This is making my head hurt.

  Otacon : Well, um... He's... I mean... Look, just start fighting him, and I'm sure everything will make sense.