Super Gran (TV Series)
Supergran and the Course of True Love (1985)
Iain Cuthbertson: The Scunner Campbell
Quotes
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Noodles : Lifting this lot will be no problem.
The Scunner Campbell : Aye, but on the other hand, who's gonna wanna buy a load of paintings of black puddings?
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Tub : [the Scunner has decided to marry Lady Valerie] But you can't uncle!
Noodles : I mean she's horrible, Boss. Not to mention extremely boring.
[laughs]
The Scunner Campbell : So are most women after a while anyway. No, this one is definitely...
Noodles : You're not serious, boss?
The Scunner Campbell : Lady Valerie is everything a man could ever want.
Tub : Yeah, wrinkles and moustache.
[giggles]
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The Scunner Campbell : I think I shall spend my honeymoon in the Chisleton bank. Counting her money.