The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Calaboose Moose or The Crime of Your Life/When a Felon Needs a Friend or Pantomime Quisling (1960)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Magic Mirror, Big Dwarf, Mr. Peabody, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Reporter : What are you in town for, sir?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I can't say.

  Reporter : Why did the World Economic Council call you?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I can't say.

  Reporter : How long will you be here?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I can't say.

  Reporter : Why can't you say?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : 'Cause I don't know.

• Fiduciary J. Blurt : Mr. Moose, I understand you are the world's largest collector of box tops.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, yes. 'Course I have quite a few cigar bands, too.

  Fiduciary J. Blurt : Now with your great knowledge of real box tops, perhaps you can find out just who is making counterfeit box tops, and thus ruining World Economy.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You want me to...

  Fiduciary J. Blurt : You and your friend, Rocket J. Squirrel.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : But why me, Mr. Blurt?

  Fiduciary J. Blurt : Well, this is The Rocky Show, isn't it?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : 'Course! I keep forgetting.