Lupin the 3rd (TV Series)

Rupan sôsôkyoku (1979)

Richard Epcar: Daisuke Jigen

Quotes 

• Fujiko Mine : I shall be attending the Kyoransky concert.

  Arsène Lupin III : And, uh, since when are you a fan?

  Fujiko Mine : Since he gave me this personally.

  [shows Lupin her invitation] 

  Fujiko Mine : I had dinner with him the other night. I may not know much about classical music, but I know sexy when I see it. A guy like that can strung my banjo any old time.

  Arsène Lupin III : How long did it take you to come up with that?

  Fujiko Mine : You're not jealous, are you?

  Arsène Lupin III : Of what?

  Fujiko Mine : I have box seats. You could all come with me. His conducting is a show in itself.

  Arsène Lupin III : We'll just wait for the video to come out. You can have that box all to yourself.

  Fujiko Mine : Gee, that's too bad, but I understand. A diamond-studded baton doesn't change the fact that you find the music boring.

  Arsène Lupin III : Hmph! Hmm?

  [Jigen and Goemon rush to get dressed] 

  Daisuke Jigen : You know, Lupin, I don't know if I've told you, but I've been a big classical music fan ever since I was a kid.

• [Goemon notices the couch he damaged while under hypnosis] 

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : What in the world did I just do?

  Daisuke Jigen : Nothing, just tried to Cuisinart us to death, pally!

• [Lupin is about to explain his plan to defeat Kyoransky] 

  Arsène Lupin III : Anyway, take a look at this.

  [pulls out a ladle] 

  Daisuke Jigen : Okay, I don't understand.

  Goemon Ishikawa XIII : It's a straining ladle for cooking.

  Daisuke Jigen : I know that, but what are you gonna do? Challenge Kyoransky to a bake off?