- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: WHO HEARD OF A PITCHFORK IN A BARN?
- [He sees something attached to it]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Huh? Hmm... It's a mike! Who's there, darn it? Come out!
- [He hurls the pitchfork and the spy dodges. He fires a pistol. Zenigata ducks, but Laura is hit]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Laura! Oh, no! Laura, talk to me! Come on, Laura! Please! You can't give up now! Please! I... Laura!
- [Her hand drops. She's gone. Zenigata tearfully hugs her]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Laura. Please, don't die.
- [He cries bitterly]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [on Pomade's death] Some millionaire bites the big one, so what? Would he have cared if I died?
- [Lupin finds Zenigata in his bedroom]
- Arsène Lupin III: Contrary to what you might have heard, my bedroom's not a drive-through!
- Arsène Lupin III: Whoa! Get a load of this! It's Pops, and he's being chased by somebody. And there's a girl with him, and she's hot! What the hell is wrong with this picture?
- Daisuke Jigen: Well, if you're right, it's the end of the frigging world!
- [Lupin's crew steal the safe just before Cabane gets to it]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: I, Goemon Ishikawa, say to you: Ha Ha!
- Arsène Lupin III: Don't be so down, Pops. I'll introduce you to a chick.
- [Zenigata bristles]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Listen, Lupin! I'll let you get away today. But starting tomorrow, it'll be different. Understand? If you understand, go home, get cleaned up and be ready for me!
- Arsène Lupin III: All right, all right! I'll go get cleaned up!
- [He drives away]
- Daisuke Jigen: Pops. I... We tried. I'm sorry. Anyway, Lupin's alive. Look, if you wanna get those bastards, hop in.
- [Zenigata dozes by the fire, but notices Laura shivering. He puts his coat around her]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Uh, I, uh, I was just getting a little warm, is all. 'Scuse me while I take a little look around here.
- [He goes to the edge of a cliff and muses about the news of Lupin's apparent death]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Thought I'd be the first to die.
- [He pauses]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I don't need Lupin. I just need to be Zenigata! That's always been enough, and it'll still be enough! I'll protect you all by myself, Laura, because when you're in love, you have the strength of ten men, or eleven, or ten guys and three midgets, or, let's see, now...
- [Laura is flattered by Zenigata's declaration of love]
- [Zenigata dangles a frog in front of Fujiko]
- Fujiko Mine: EWWW! That's SICK! What's wrong with you?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You forgot how long I've been chasing you guys. I know everything about you, your greatest fears!
- [Zenigata moves closer to Fujiko with the frog; she screams and faints]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: By the way, Lupin...
- [He pulls out his handcuffs]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: You're under arrest.
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, that's not fair, Pops. I'm the one who rescued you from the Mafia.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Oh, shut up. If you don't wanna be arrested, you're gonna do as I say.
- Arsène Lupin III: [intimidated] Wh-what do you want?
- [to Lupin's surprise, Zenigata gets on his knees]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Lupin, I want you to help her out. You're the only one who can do this. Please. I, Zenigata, a proud man, am begging you to do this.
- [Laura gets into the same beseeching pose as Zenigata]
- Arsène Lupin III: [nonplussed] Uh, what is going on?
- [Zenigata, seeing Laura shivering, tenderly puts his coat around her. Their eyes meet]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Ahh! It's so hot tonight. I'm gonna go check things out.
- Arsène Lupin III: By the way, Pops, how come you're going out of your way like this for her?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Well, it's because...
- Arsène Lupin III: You're in love with her, aren't you?
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [blushing furiously] D-d-don't be ridiculous! I'm a public servant!
- [He gives Lupin a playful shove. Lupin points to Laura]
- Arsène Lupin III: [grinning mischievously at Zenigata] There she is!
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [bashfully covering his face with his hat] Oh, come on, Lupin!
- Arsène Lupin III: Hey, guys. Shouldn't we be out stealing something, or running for our lives, or, uh... I dunno, something? I feel like I'm in a rest home here.
- [Cabane climbs on top of the safe and lies on top of it]
- Fujiko Mine: Lying on that alleviates your stomach thing?
- Al Cabane: I didn't get to where I am today by taking a lot of stuff for granted. Get what I mean? I ain't movin' until I unlock this!
- Fujiko Mine: What a big pain in the butt.
- Al Cabane: Hey! Speak up, I can't hear you!
- Fujiko Mine: Oh! Uh, never mind. Just some girl stuff, is all.
- [the camera pans down to reveal that "Fujiko" has hairier legs than usual]