- Billie Frank: I always thought that BMW stood for your car that Dave totaled. But apparently it stands for black man...
- Marcus Adams: ...wearing a towel.
- Dave Parelli: Actually, Billie, BMW stands for black man with a wife. Marcus is married.
- Billie Frank: Oh! That makes two of us.
- Dave Parelli: You're not married. Or black.
- Billie Frank: Well, I hope to be both one day. Or at least engaged with a tan.