- Lew Staziak: No disrespect to your wife, but it's amazing you ever got that oven-jockey to uncross her honeysticks for you.
- Andy Barker: [pause] That is disrespectful.
- Lew Staziak: Blond one did it. Probably a Samoan. Those peach eatin' bastards will steal anything you ain't stuffed down your pants.
- Lew Staziak: [threatening a small boy] Listen up, punk-ass. You give us Snowball back or I'll step on you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants just to jump on a trampoline. I'll make your little miserable island hoppin' life so hellish you'll wish you never climbed out of your momies babymaker.
- Lew Staziak: [to Andy] Give 'em the bad cop.
- Beznik: [Beznik offers Andy the stuffed toy he's looking for] First my friend, we must do the dance.
- Andy Barker: [totally exhausted] Dance, what dance? We gotta go.
- Beznik: Oh, Andy, it's the
- [sing song voice]
- Beznik: how much do you want this dance. How much do you want this?
- [starts spinning round and dragging Andy along]
- Dr. Cey: [pointing a gun at Snowball] Stay away or the elephant gets it!
- Andy Barker: Please! Don't hurt that toy.
- Dr. Cey: [laughs] Once again, Barker, I bested you!
- Andy Barker: We just met on Wednesday.
- Dr. Cey: So long, babies!
- Beznik: [arriving on bicycle] Nobody puts babies in the corner!