Breakfast with Scot (2007)

Noah Bernett: Scot

Quotes 

• Scot : ...I grew alot.

  Billy : Yeah. Kids grow, you grew. That's good.

  Scot : You didn't notice.

  Eric McNally : I would.

  [walks towards Scot] 

  Eric McNally : Cause you're gonna grow alot. You're gonna get taller, your voice is gonna change,your face is gonna change. It'll all be amazingly different. But it'll all happen so slowly you won't even notice. But I would. I'd notice you. Everyday,I notice you.

• Scot : Boys shave their faces.

  Eric McNally : Yeah.

  Scot : Do they ever shave anyplace else?

  Eric McNally : Such as?

  Scot : The leg-ular region?

  Eric McNally : The legu - Ow. No. No, Scot. No. Athletes. Only athletes.

  Scot : You were an athlete.

  Eric McNally : Yeah, which is why I can say don't do it. It grows back. Very painfully. You would not believe how much it itches. It's not funny.

• Scot : [Carla just threw up in the water fountain outside the principal's office]  She asked me how my mom died. I told her there was a car accident.

  Carla : [Upset in the doorway]  And now she has no head!