The Bad Mother's Handbook (2007 TV Movie)
Robert Pattinson: Daniel Gale
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Quotes
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Daniel Gale : Don't get cross with me. I'm not the one that got you pregnant.
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Charlie Cooper : Is there no dignity left? I think I just weed myself.
Daniel Gale : Come on, get your things. We need to get you to the hospital fast!
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Daniel Gale : You know, when I see women giving birth on tv there is all this gripping bedsteads and rolling around in agony. This is a bit boring.
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Charlie Cooper : [shouts] I want some proper drugs! not some pointless sodding breathmask if no one takes any sodding notice of it!
Daniel Gale : The baby is premature they aren't going to give you any pethidine sorry.
Charlie Cooper : [shouts] Urg. You're so bloody sensible. I want someone irresponsible! Mum where the hell are you!
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Daniel Gale : You know medieval women...uh...used to chew willow twigs for the pain. Contains a natural aspirin apparently.
Charlie Cooper : [shouting] Are you completely barking?
Daniel Gale : Barking, mad as a dog.
[fills in crossword puzzle]
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Daniel Gale : Sometimes I think you're the only thing keeping me sane.