Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
The Christmas Show (2006)
Columbus Short: Darius Hawthorne
Quotes
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Matt Albie : [Matt has brought a small, misshapen Christmas tree into the writer's room] That happens to be a noble fir, they grow to 10 feet tall.
Darius Hawthorne : Yeah, I don't think that one's gonna make it.
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Matt Albie : Screw Christmas? Not on my watch! Look, I hate Los Angeles like everybody else but I have to work here 'cause in any other part of the country I'm unemployable so we are going to deck the halls with boughs of holly. I wanna hear sketch ideas with Santa and Rudolph and chestnuts and burning logs.
Darius Hawthorne : We could set the...
Matt Albie : Shut up!
