Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
B-12 (2006)
Matthew Perry: Matt Albie
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Quotes
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Danny Tripp : Took a lot of convincing, but Suzanne's agreed to be your assistant.
Matt Albie : Yeah?
Suzanne : If you'll take me.
Matt Albie : I'll take the hell outta ya.
Suzanne : Is there a way you'd like me to dress?
Matt Albie : Sure, but I have to wake up for school now.
Danny Tripp : Tell Karen to draw you two hundred dollars from petty cash and buy some nice work clothes.
Suzanne : Two hundred dollars?
Danny Tripp : It's on us.
Suzanne : Am I working for Matt in 1963?
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Suzanne : You both need to get B-12 shots from the nurse.
Matt Albie : I've had mine and Danny can't have one.
Danny Tripp : Why not?
Matt Albie : Memo said you can't have the shot if you're pregnant.
Danny Tripp : Yeah.
Matt Albie : Seriously, it can be dangerous if you're pregnant.
Danny Tripp : I'm not pregnant.
Matt Albie : Have you checked? You're been pretty hormonal.
Danny Tripp : It's testosterone.
Matt Albie : It's Estrogen. Suzanne, why don't you get Danny one of those little kits - you probably keep a bunch in your car.
Danny Tripp : [to Suzanne] He's trying to get a riff going. Don't feed the fire and it will go out.
Matt Albie : One more thing...
Danny Tripp : What?
Matt Albie : You can't get that shot if you're pregnant.
Danny Tripp : You know Chevy Chase woke up one day, and he just wasn't funny any more.
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Matt Albie : All right, here it is. It's easy, but pay attention. "Spit-Take Theatre" same five actors, same set. It's going on the cards right now and we'll mark it during the next c-break. You speak in a Stentorian voice. On the first round of cards the actor third to the left of the person speaking does a spit-take. On the second round, the actor third to the left and to the immediate left does a spit-take, and on the final round anyone who isn't speaking does a spit-take. Good?
Harriet Hayes : Wait, I made it through the week without getting sick and now we're ending the night with everybody spitting at me?
Matt Albie : That's better. Everyone should just spit at Harriet.
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Danny Tripp : How's it going?
Matt Albie : Good... good... good... good... good.
Danny Tripp : Yeah?
Matt Albie : Absolutely.
Danny Tripp : Good.
Matt Albie : No.
Danny Tripp : Yeah.
Matt Albie : We may need a little help.
Danny Tripp : Yeah.
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Harriet Hayes : Matt!
Matt Albie : Yeah.
Harriet Hayes : I got into the Falstaff Society.
Matt Albie : Hey, great! Are you the first woman?
Harriet Hayes : I'm the eleventh woman.
Matt Albie : Cool.
Harriet Hayes : I am the first woman in the Great Lake region.
Matt Albie : You're quite a pioneer!
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Matt Albie : Have you let Martha have it for her column?
Danny Tripp : Huh?
Matt Albie : You said you were gonna let Martha have it, and I wanted to see that.
Danny Tripp : Well, I banished her from the floor.
Matt Albie : She's right there on the floor next to you.
Danny Tripp : Well, she has full access.
Matt Albie : She's waving at me right now.
Danny Tripp : I know.
Matt Albie : Almost seems like she's mocking you...
