Sam and Max: Culture Shock (2006 Video Game)

Andrew Chaikin: Max

Quotes 

• Bosco : And remember, we never had this conversation.

  Sam : What conversation?

  Bosco : The conversation we just had.

  Max : No, he was pretending to not know about the conversation.

  Bosco : What conversation?

• Peepers : Violence is not the answer.

  Max : Since when?

• Sam : Do you have any... weasels on a stick?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any two-handed broadswords?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any vegetables in the shape of famous naturalists?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any candy-pink fatboys?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any exiled political dissidents?

  Bosco : Nope.

  Sam : Do you have any weapons of mass destruction?

  Bosco : Who's asking?

  Sam : Do you have any... hmm, I've run out of ideas.

  Max : Well, you could always just start over again.

• Max : You know I have the memory of a dried trout.

• Max : If you were planning to bribe us, now would be the appropriate time.