- [first lines]
- Jerry Arthur: Hi, my name is Jerry. I'm with Milton Hill Publishing, and I'm here to tell...
- [door closes in his face]
- Trisha: What's the matter with you.
- Jerry Arthur: I stole a client's phone, and he hit me.
- Trisha: You life is interesting.
- Chaz: Hey, do you think your daughter likes Punk?
- Jerry Arthur: Chaz, I like you. Don't make me kill you.
- Dana Holderman: Congratulations, and welcome home, Jerry-berry.
- Jerry Arthur: Actually, it's just Jerry.
- Jerry Arthur: Remember, there's that little trick with the accelerator, right?
- Trisha: Right, right, right. I got it.
- Jerry Arthur: Remember what the trick is?
- Trisha: Uuuuh, refresh my memory...
- Jerry Arthur: It sticks, which means go gentle.
- Trisha: You got it. Let's go.
- [lays down rubber]
- Jerry Arthur: Trisha, too fast!
- mother: [passing girl and her mother] Ah, to be young...