Tripping the Rift (TV Series)

Chode's Near Death-Experience (2005)

John Melendez: Bob

Quotes 

• Chode : After surviving my own near death experience, I see now what a bastard I've been.

  [the crew is stunned] 

  Bob : You mean: lazy, selfish bastard.

  Chode : That's absolutely right, Bob, I stand corrected.

  T'nuk : Make that: fat, lazy, selfish, selfish bastard.

  Gus : Actually, I was going to throw in ego-maniacal.

  Whip : Nah, too wordy. How does 'self centered purple creepazoid' grab ya?