Torchwood (TV Series)
They Keep Killing Suzie (2006)
John Barrowman: Captain Jack Harkness
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Quotes
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Ianto Jones : If... you're interested, I've still got that stopwatch.
Captain Jack Harkness : So?
Ianto Jones : Well. Think about it. Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch.
Captain Jack Harkness : Oh. Yeah! I could think of a few.
Ianto Jones : There's quite a list.
Captain Jack Harkness : I'll send the others home early. See you in my office in... ten.
Ianto Jones : That's ten minutes, and counting.
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Swanson : Are you always this dressy for a murder investigation?
Captain Jack Harkness : What, you'd rather me naked?
Swanson : God help me, the stories are true.
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[last lines]
Ianto Jones : What do you want me to say on the death certificate?
Captain Jack Harkness : Good question.
Ianto Jones : She had quite a few deaths in the end.
Captain Jack Harkness : I don't know.
[pause]
Captain Jack Harkness : Death by Torchwood.
Ianto Jones : I'll put a lock on the door just in case she goes walking again.
Captain Jack Harkness : Na. No chance of that. The resurrection days are over, thank God.
Ianto Jones : Oh, I wouldn't be too sure. That's the thing about gloves, sir; they come in pairs.
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Gwen Cooper : Have I got this right? When I die, you get to keep all my possessions. My whole life's gonna get stashed in a locker!
Captain Jack Harkness : Rules and regulations.
Gwen Cooper : What if I leave all my stuff to Rhys?
Captain Jack Harkness : We'll stash him away too.
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Owen Harper : Still, at least we've got a head start. If it's someone we've pissed off, that narrows it down to, oh, 4 or 5 million?
Captain Jack Harkness : And that's just the humans...
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Swanson : [into speaker phone] Alright Captain Jack. Just say that one more time, nice and clear.
Captain Jack Harkness : We're locked in our base and we can't get out.
[crowd of police around phone start to laugh]
Captain Jack Harkness : OK, you've had your fun. Now listen Detective Swanson, one of our team is in danger.
Swanson : [to the other police] Alright you lot, back to work.
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Ianto Jones : [holding a cell phone] I've got reception sir.
Captain Jack Harkness : How'd you do that? We're sealed off.
Ianto Jones : Just use the water tower as a relay
Captain Jack Harkness : [takes phone] Nice work Ianto.
[goes to dial, stops]
Captain Jack Harkness : But who the hell do we phone?
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Captain Jack Harkness : [after Jack shoots Max with a stun-gun] That one's for Ianto: Rizzen-Mitten, Life Knife, and that old favorite: Stun-Gun.
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Owen Harper : B67, AKA-Retcon, AKA-The magic ingredient of the amnesia pill.
Gwen Cooper : And this belongs to us. Whoever this is it's someone we have the amnesia pill to.
Owen Harper : Is he remember that he's a serial killer, or is he becoming one because of the Retcon?
Gwen Cooper : Wait a minute. I've taken Retcon...
Captain Jack Harkness : ...Then, better stay away from sharp objects.
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Swanson : [Picking up phone] Better not be wasting my time.
Captain Jack Harkness : As a matter of fact I was wondering if you could do us a favour.
Swanson : What, the humble police helping the mighty Torchwood? Why don't you help yourselves like you normally do?
Captain Jack Harkness : Because we can't.
Swanson : Why's that?
Captain Jack Harkness : We're sort of busy.
Swanson : Well I'm busy too. Try someone else.
Captain Jack Harkness : No no no no no. It's, it's, it's just because we, we can't at the moment because we're sort of... stuck.
Swanson : In what way?
Captain Jack Harkness : We're locked in.
Swanson : You're locked in?
Captain Jack Harkness : Just a bit.
Swanson : Locked in where?
Captain Jack Harkness : Um, in our own base.
Swanson : You're locked inside your own base?
Captain Jack Harkness : And it's not funny.
Swanson : [gestures over another officer, trying not to laugh] And, um, how am I supposed to help you, exactly?
Captain Jack Harkness : We need a book of poetry.
[Swanson laughs]
Captain Jack Harkness : It's not funny.
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Suzie Costello : But you can't Jack, because I'm the last thing left of Gwen Cooper, can't you see it? Just the smallest bit of her?
Captain Jack Harkness : Not one bit!
[he shoots Suzie]