- Tommy Walker: Can you hand me a screwdriver... You know what a screwdriver looks like?
- Kevin Walker: It's orange and comes in a glass filled with ice.
- Kevin Walker: You know, this whole anonymity thing is a joke. If the kid's well dressed and witty, it's mine.
- Justin Walker: You don't stand a chance. My little dudes have been at war.
- Kevin Walker: And stoned for the last ten years. Mine are effective.
- Tommy Walker: Okay, that's enough sperm talk for the rest of my life.
- Kitty Walker: I'm sorry, but when I packed I didn't realize I was going to be walking into Caligula's bathhouse.
- Nora Walker: [holding up bra] Well, what did you pack for?
- Kitty Walker: I packed for work. Warren and I are... you know, we're preparing for a very big interview.
- Nora Walker: Is that the euphemism of choice these days?
- Kitty Walker: You know, mother, you're just trying to defer the attention because Dave came up here to remodel *you*.
- Justin Walker: One night my last month in Afghanistan another medic, this guy Doug, and me went out with a squad of rangers. I followed a platoon into the enemy's position just to see if there was anybody alive. Anyway, we went into this... this bunker, this cave... and there was all these bodies, and they were all dead. Except for this one guy who two minutes ago was trying to kill me. I mean, his eyes were just staring at me. Not mean, though, just like... just like, help me. I was staring right at him, and... I didn't do anything. I let him die, Tommy, I mean he was a human being, and I just let him die. So I don't want to do this for you, I want to do this for me. I owe a life.